February 2012
“My tongue will tell the anger of my heart, or else my heart concealing it will...”
– ‘The Taming of the Shrew’, a play by William Shakespeare (via xxsimplicity)
Looking at things you wrote or comments you made...
laugh-addict:
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When I start singing a song and people join in.
the-absolute-funniest-posts:
Did I invite you?
When your teacher says "I'm gonna start calling on... →
wowfunniestposts:
this blog is epic
When you forget to do your homework and the...
laugh-addict:
I’ll never doubt you again, Lord!
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"This password is weak." I DON'T CARE! I WANT THIS... →
leilockheart:
wowfunniestposts:
This blog is so funny I’m gonna die
When people talk about Tumblr in public...
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“Many people, especially ignorant people, want to punish you for speaking the...”
– Mohandas Gandhi (via nirvikalpa)
WhiteParent : “If someone hits you , go tell the teacher"
- BlackParent : “IF SOMEONE HITS YOU , YOU HIT THEY ASS BACK!”
- WhiteParent : “go in ur room & think about what you've did”
- BlackParent : “go to ur damn room &' get ready this ass whoopin .”
- WhiteParent : “Good morning, time for school”
- BlackParent : “Getcha ass up, don’t miss that damn bus”
- WhiteParent : “we’re heading to the store, u can pick 1 thing from the toy isle”
- BlackParent : “We bouta go to the store , don’t ask for SHIT !”
- WhiteParent : “please stop crying .”
- BlackParent : ”What u cryin' for? shut-up before I give you somthin to cry about
- WhiteParent : “you embarrassed your family for fighting at school!”
- BlackParent : “Who won ?”
- WhiteParent : “I’m sending you to therapy”
-BlackParent: “Imma knock some sense into you”
- WhiteParent : “Are you havin sex?”
- BlackParent : ”you better not be fucking , cuz i ain’t raising no grand-babies . If you is you betta wrap that shit up , don't bring no kids home. ”
That awkward moment when you trip over your own...
laugh-addict:
I legit laughed a little too hard.
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